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Sat 28 Dec, 2002 05:31 am
Young gay Jewish man calls his mother.
Gay Man: Mom, I have some good news for you. I decided to cease being gay. I met a wonderful girl, I fell in love, and I want to marry her.
Mother: I am so happy to hear this! Is she Jewish?
Gay Man: Yes, she is. She is pretty, smart, educated, wealthy and famous.
Mother: Famous? What is her name?
Gay Man: Monica Lewinsky.
Five minutes of absolute silence. The gay man becomes worried.
Gay Man: Mom, are you OK?
Mother: I hope so. Tell me please, are you sure that you want to break up with this nice Black guy you live together with?