Caption This: Before and After (Good for a laugh)

"I want 10,000 shares of Enron." "At one time, I was a billionaire."

"Donald Trump residence...may I take a message?"

"What's that Miss Cleo? YES, I SHOULD follow my dreams, and not what daddy wanted me to do..."

Re: Caption This: Before and After (Good for a laugh)

Before: "I'm leaving now for the IT conference in Atlanta. No, I'm driving. I heard about some shortcuts through back roads in Georgia...If I get lost, I'll just ask for directions! What's the worst that can happen?..."

After: "Now what is a redneck going to do with a $3,000 Savile Row suit, a $200 Hermes tie and $700 shoes? And how many rednecks wear cufflinks?"

....but I still my computer.

Good point! Who cares about a suit when you've got a computer! Hey, that's another caption (not really mine, though - Cicerone Impostor's idea)

Before: I think this george bush fellow is going to do a hell of a job if he gets elected, don't you?

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Before: I think this internet tech industry is really going places...

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Before: Martha, take my word for it. Sell, sell, sell.