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BEST NEWSPAPER HEADLINES

 
 
Misti26
 
Reply Sat 28 Dec, 2002 12:08 am
Best Newspapaer Headlines:
1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say

3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

4. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case

5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

6. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

7. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

8. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

9. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

10. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

11. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

12. Miners Refuse to Work After Death

13. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

14. Stolen Painting Found by Tree

15. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

16. War Dims Hope for Peace

17. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

18. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

19. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

20. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

21. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space

22. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

23. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
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msolga
 
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Reply Sat 28 Dec, 2002 11:26 pm
Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case

Very funny Misti. I hope none of them are claustrophobic!
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Misti26
 
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Reply Sat 28 Dec, 2002 11:32 pm
Hey Msolga, it's so nice to see you!

Glad you like it! Yes, it would be a tight nesting place:)
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msolga
 
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Reply Sat 28 Dec, 2002 11:38 pm
Hey, good to see you, too, Misti. Gosh, you are certainly prolific! Very Happy
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 1 Jan, 2003 07:22 pm
Of course, NOTHING beats:

HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR!

(real headline from the NYPost Apr 15 1983).
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JerryR
 
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Reply Wed 1 Jan, 2003 07:37 pm
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 1 Jan, 2003 09:03 pm
Ok, this one is real as well - although I have lost the original clipping:

Doctors 'trying to bury mistakes'
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