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Fri 30 Apr, 2004 01:34 pm
I know these photos aren't funny by themselves, but your captions are. So add one (if you want to)
"So, where do you buy your hats?"
"I'll tell you if you tell me where you buy your ties."
"Do you like The Village People?"
OK KID, SO ITS AN MBA FROM WHARTON, CAN YOU FIX THE GAS LEAK WITHOUT BLOWIN YOUR ASS UP?
"OK, just to recap, keep the phoney geiger counters in sight as much as possible, act furtive and deny everything when approached by home owners, and get your crew packed up and on to the next neighborhood before i and my team of buyers arrive there."
Why are your guys feeding the parking meters/
This is a cease and desist order from the tree behind you. The tree feels that the colour of your uniforms incringes on its well-established personal style. Seeing as the tree had the colours first, it's entitled to sue.
"So, once you guys have successfully tunneled under the Simpson house, hang around and try to look busy until you're sure that both Marge and Homer are at home. Then call us . . . "
"What the hell do you need with the financial page manual labour guy?"
"I'll tell you why, stupid Enron investor..."
1. "Did you fart, or is that the safety sulphur smell associated with a pipeline leak?"
2. "Don't you want your family to have the peace of mind associated with an extra one million dollars should you meet an untimely demise?"
"Hi, sorry to intrude on your emergency, but I wanted to give you a free copy of the New York Times, and ask if you're interested in a subscription."
Pardon Me Sir
I'm Mr Goober the Whitehouse Bureau - Correspondent for the Independent Network.
Is it true you are investigating Capital Hill Sewage blockages?
We understand that you are removing the Demo- filibusters so that the Sh_t flows downhill better?
"I think I might be lost. This map clearly shows there should be a Denny's here."
cavfancier wrote:"What the hell do you need with the financial page manual labour guy?"
Hardhat: Good question - we'll have plenty of time to talk about it...since I'm your new BOSS...Now for your FIRST job.....
cavfancier - hope you don't mind that I responded to your quote?
Suit: Your portfolio isn't adequately diversified. See this right here? That looks like ****.
Hardhat: That is ****.
jimsullivan wrote:cavfancier wrote:"What the hell do you need with the financial page manual labour guy?"
Hardhat: Good question - we'll have plenty of time to talk about it...since I'm your new BOSS...Now for your FIRST job.....
cavfancier - hope you don't mind that I responded to your quote?
No problem, this is all just good fun.
I'm sorry, this map clearly states that Jimmy Hoffa is another ten feet in that direction.