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OK Dlowan, you're on notice re your fat wabbit!

 
 
Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 01:22 am
Owners told to put obese bunnies on diet

Vets have warned people to cut down on the amount of food they give to their rabbits because they're getting too fat.

They say rabbit owners are feeding their bunnies too much processed pet food - the pets pick out the fattening best bits and leave the good stuff.

Now there is an epidemic of obese bunnies suffering from overgrown teeth and gut problems.

A spokeswoman for the Scottish Society for the Prevention of Cruelty of Animals told the Daily Record: "Pet rabbits often get far too much food and not enough exercise."
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 05:11 am
True, but if you can get your rabbit to smoke, it will stay slim! Laughing
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 05:19 am
It's not the wabbits that be stupid, it be the peoples. Phoenix, you funny. Laughing
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 05:46 am
I am NOT a pet wabbit.

Don't provoke me. Ok?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 06:30 am
Are you suggesting that wild hair is in your blood?
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 06:30 am
Or there is blood in yr wild hair ?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 07:30 am
Where did blood come from?
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margo
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 01:55 pm
Shocked
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 02:07 pm
dlowan wrote:
Where did blood come from?


Given the saline character of blood plasma, it is often assumed that blood is a modification of sea water, and the various cells within the blood stream are symbiotes adapted by evolutionary process to survive in the bloodstream on a "quid-pro-quo" basis by delivering such basics as oxygen and simple carbohydrates, or by attacking foreign bodies . . .
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 02:09 pm
Foreign bodies...what, like a Turkish whorehouse?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 02:11 pm
Did you know, Cav, that the name given to the intergallactic traders in Star Truck, Ferengi, is actually the Turkish word for syphillis? It is a corruption of the Arabic word Franj, itself a corruption of the word Frank.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 02:15 pm
Poor Franks...jes couldn't keep it in their pants.
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husker
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 02:15 pm
Rabbit er sheep they all look the same after 6 years

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40092000/jpg/_40092593_shrek300.jpg
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 02:18 pm
With all the fur off, and the heads, rabbits most closely resemble cats, also without the fur, of course.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 06:28 pm
Gautam wrote:
Or there is blood in yr wild hair ?


I was asking about THAT blood.


Where did sheep come from? On the THREAD, stupid!
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 06:55 pm
THAT!
THREAD!

the bunny seems to be in a bit of an emPHAtic mood.
must be all the rabbit diet talk.

Carrot, anyone?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 07:07 pm
Gave 'em up for Lent...
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 07:11 pm
how long is that gonna run this year?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 07:16 pm
Depends on the carrots.
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joe harris
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 07:22 pm
Phoenix 32890

Loved your answer...

JOE Harris
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