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I'm a 50 year old woman trapped inside the body of a twenty year old woman.

Any advice? Or is this normal?

Asking with the sincerity of my heart.

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[+4] - maxdancona - 03/06/2014[quote]Find yourself a younger man. [/quote] Absolutely the wrong way to go. There are lots of 50-something year old men who would appreciate a 20 year old body. Definitely find yourself a 50...
[+3] - Lordyaswas - 03/06/2014Absolutely. I'm a twenty year old slalom skier, stuck inside the body of an 82 year old git.
[+3] - tsarstepan - 03/06/2014[quote="Lordyaswas"] Absolutely. I'm a twenty year old slalom skier, stuck inside the body of an 82 year old git. [/quote] I'm a six year old Pembroke corgi in a 42 year old's body....

So what's your problem ? - in fact, I see it as an advantage. You have maturity and a cute body. Great combination.

Find yourself a younger man.
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@PUNKEY,

Absolutely.

I'm a twenty year old slalom skier, stuck inside the body of an 82 year old git.

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@Lordyaswas,

Is it possible you two be the same person?

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@tontoiam,

Well, he's not very good at skiing, but I suppose so.

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@Lordyaswas,

I just have a lot on my mind. Too much I feel.

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@Lordyaswas,

Lordyaswas wrote:

Absolutely.

I'm a twenty year old slalom skier, stuck inside the body of an 82 year old git.

I'm a six year old Pembroke corgi in a 42 year old's body. I've been hankering for some biscuits this whole week.

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@tontoiam,

Learn how to meditate. Y'know, ommmmmm and all that stuff.

Mind you, I'm useless at all that, and prefer buying a family bar of chocolate and watching a Bob Hope movie.

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@tsarstepan,

Bad Tsar . . . no treats for you!

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@Setanta,

Setanta wrote:

Bad Tsar . . . no treats for you!

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@PUNKEY,

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Find yourself a younger man.

Absolutely the wrong way to go. There are lots of 50-something year old men who would appreciate a 20 year old body.

Definitely find yourself a 50 something man.

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@maxdancona,

What about my slalom skiing problem?

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@Lordyaswas,

Zig when you should zig,
zag when you should zag,
keep your eyes where they belong

Joe(it's all downhill from here)Nation

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@Joe Nation,

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keep your eyes where they belong

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Tonto said: I'm a 50 year old woman trapped inside the body of a twenty year old woman.

But in other threads you've said you're a man!
Make up your mind.. Wink

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@maxdancona,

If she has the body of a 20 year old, what makes you think she wants to be with a man who has the body of a 50 year old? Maybe she would like someone who is in the same shape she is. If that requires her to seek out younger men, then good for her.

I'm off the market, I'm 40 with the body of a 40 year old. Although I wouldn't mind checking out a pic, and offering her my opinion. Wink

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@Baldimo,

I am guessing that a typical 50 year old woman doesn't want to be with a 20 year old man.

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@maxdancona,

You are probably right, but who's to say she is a typical 50 year old woman. That is the reason I asked to see her pic...

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@Baldimo,

The pic is irrelevant since she has already said she is in a 20 year old body.

Sorry Baldimo, but I think she is too old for you in any case.

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@maxdancona,

Well if she was looking for a younger man, then I am too old for her. I'm 40.

She said she had the body of a 20 year old, I just wanted to make sure she wasn't pulling our legs. Can't blame a guy for trying...

Besides I'm soon to be single I can stand to be a bit of a rogue. You can call me Han Solo!!! Or to be funny Solo Hand seeing as how I haven't started dating yet.

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