@tontoiam,
No thank you. I know exactly what you 50 year old women get like when you're trapped inside a 20 year old body.
I remember a few years ago, when I was a mere 16 year old novice skier trapped inside a wrinkly in his late 70's.
A woman similar to yourself trapped me in the spare bedroom and threatened to reduce me!
It took a 63 year old plumber stuck in the body of a 25 year old policeman to rescue me!
Never again.
I shall now go on the piste.