THE PICKLE SLICER

Yossel worked in a pickle factory.
Unfortunately, he had a very great and powerful desire
to put his penis in the pickle slicer. This went on
for years, and Yossel couldn't stand it any more. So
he decided to seek professional help for this odd
infatuation of his. He spent a few months with a
shrink who finally gave up and told Yossel that since
Yossel's desire was so powerful to put his penis in
the pickle slicer, the only way to get over it was to
do it. Yossel gladly agreed to do it the next day at
work. The next day he came home from work very early,
about 11 AM. His wife Sarah was very worried and asked
why he was home so early. Yossel explained to her for
the first time the desire he had had to put his
penis in the pickle slicer. He explained that he
couldn't take it any more and today he did it and he
got fired as a result.

Sarah gasped and ran over to him, yanked down his
pants and briefs, only to see his penis perfectly
normal and intact. She looked back up and said "I
don't understand ... what happened to the pickle
slicer."?

"I think she got fired too."