Okie dokie, here goes...
ETAOIN SHRDLU
1. A spicy lentil dish from Bulgaria
2. Ethiopian parasitic infection; also refers to the worm that causes it
3. An anagram
4. Smegging nothing
5. Abbreviation of a village in Wales whose full name contains over 100 letters.
6. The Hungarian word for Balderdash
7. A hero from Welsh mythology
8. A chemical used in tanning leather
9. The great cat of Irish Gaelic legend (immortal pet to the famed High Kings of Tara)
10. A Welsh poet
11. Fictional characters from 'The Naughty Princess'
12. A clumsy linotypists day
13. All of the above
14. None of the above
15. Some of the above
16. A term used in Latvian music meaning to play loudly
17. The native race of Iceland
K, it's my first dash...hope it isn't too easy.