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Wed 25 Dec, 2002 12:39 pm
The Soviet nuclear submarine with ICBMs on board somewhere in the Pacific Ocean. The captain red of anger stands in the middle of the command center and holds a dirty boot in his hand.
Captain: Which idiot has put his smelly boot on the keyboard?
Young Sailor: Sir, I did, sir. Did anything go wrong, sir?
Captain (quietly): No, son, everything is OK, except one small problem... (yells) Los Angeles does not exist any more, you dumb a**hole!!!!!
That's an odd sense of humor ya got there, steissd