It Is Time, My Friends

My first order of business is to make available to all the Gospel.

http://www.loose-canon.info/

Please read, and study, this great work of art. For if we shall be delivered (pasta) we must learn the ways of the Holy One.

The Lord is my pirate,
I shall not boil.
He maketh me to lie down on blue-rimmed plates.
He leadeth me beside the still Alfredo sauce.
He restoreth my carbs: he leadeth me in the paths of meatballs for his name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of oregano,
I will not fear, for thought art with me. Thy colander and thy fork, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my pasta with olive oil; my bowl runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the pasta maker for ever.

Uh-oh! Spaghettios!

The Flying Spaghetti Monster has become a trinity of delicious choice: there is the First Pasta, made of durum wheat flour; the Second Pasta, made of whole wheat flour; the Third Pasta, made with buckwheat flour, yes, it's true, it is truly true. Then there's the trinity cousins to think about, pasta made with eggs. Some call them noodles, but others use names like Fresh Pasta. Flying Spaghetti Monster is a tangled web for us to all sauce up. Hurry now!

Its all a myth introduced by insane Pastafarians.

Blasphemy! Thou shall be meatballed until covered in sauce or until thou repents!

sauce be upon me?

best sauce in town eh

yeh but they put maple syrup in Canadian marinara

only in New Brunswick eh