It Is Time, My Friends

Reply Sat 1 Feb, 2014 07:23 pm
It is time to introduce to a whole new generation the wonders of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Please post here any sightings you have had, any experiences in which He may have touched you or ways you have taken His word out to the non believers.

Hail Marinara,
Full of Spice,
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is filled with thee.
Tasty art thou amongst sauces,
and blessed is the fruit
of thy jar, tomatoes
(although fools believe they are vegetables).
Holy Marinara,
Chief Amongst Toppings,
Save a plate for us now,
and at about 6 o’clock when dinner is served, if you would be so kind.

Bella Dea
Reply Sat 1 Feb, 2014 07:26 pm
My first order of business is to make available to all the Gospel.


Please read, and study, this great work of art. For if we shall be delivered (pasta) we must learn the ways of the Holy One.
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Reply Sat 1 Feb, 2014 08:27 pm
The Lord is my pirate,
I shall not boil.
He maketh me to lie down on blue-rimmed plates.
He leadeth me beside the still Alfredo sauce.
He restoreth my carbs: he leadeth me in the paths of meatballs for his name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of oregano,
I will not fear, for thought art with me. Thy colander and thy fork, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my pasta with olive oil; my bowl runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the pasta maker for ever.
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Reply Sat 1 Feb, 2014 09:48 pm
Uh-oh! Spaghettios!
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Reply Sat 1 Feb, 2014 10:48 pm
The Flying Spaghetti Monster has become a trinity of delicious choice: there is the First Pasta, made of durum wheat flour; the Second Pasta, made of whole wheat flour; the Third Pasta, made with buckwheat flour, yes, it's true, it is truly true. Then there's the trinity cousins to think about, pasta made with eggs. Some call them noodles, but others use names like Fresh Pasta. Flying Spaghetti Monster is a tangled web for us to all sauce up. Hurry now!
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Reply Sun 2 Feb, 2014 09:49 am
@Bella Dea,
Its all a myth introduced by insane Pastafarians.
Bella Dea
Reply Sun 2 Feb, 2014 04:04 pm
Blasphemy! Thou shall be meatballed until covered in sauce or until thou repents!
Reply Sun 2 Feb, 2014 05:12 pm
@Bella Dea,
sauce be upon me?
Reply Sun 2 Feb, 2014 05:41 pm

best sauce in town eh
Reply Sun 2 Feb, 2014 05:49 pm
yeh but they put maple syrup in Canadian marinara
Reply Sun 2 Feb, 2014 05:57 pm
only in New Brunswick eh
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