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How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could..

 
 
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sun 29 Dec, 2002 06:23 pm
pueo, Shame on you! It's carrots. EVERYBODY knows that! c.i.
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pueo
 
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Reply Sun 29 Dec, 2002 06:27 pm
don't like croutons myself, some twisted evil mind invented those and captain crunch cereal. they are designed to specifically tear up the insides of your mouth if eaten before they get to the correct degree of sogginess.
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Debacle
 
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Reply Sun 29 Dec, 2002 06:34 pm
It seems the .44 magnum and the .22-calibre peashooter retreated amidst a scatering of rabbit pellets. So I'd say the rarebit wins, or the salad sarnie, whichevah.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sun 29 Dec, 2002 06:42 pm
When you're a bespecticalled fella like me, a BIG gun is for show only. Less people pick on ya, when they think they might be staring at the wrong side of a 44 mag. c.i.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 29 Dec, 2002 07:07 pm
Guns 'n Spectacles?

Huh?
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sun 29 Dec, 2002 07:40 pm
Yeah, kind of funny isn't it? Wink c.i.
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Sun 29 Dec, 2002 08:01 pm
Y'know... when you say something is 'toast' as in this thing is doomed...

Croutons is one step beyond toast!

(an' if yer really pissed the next step is...


...breadcrumbs!)


So who's stepping on this fine intellectual discussion we were having about the chucking capacity?
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pueo
 
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Reply Sun 29 Dec, 2002 08:05 pm
no, no, no, no more non-chucking woodchucks
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Diane
 
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Reply Sun 29 Dec, 2002 09:47 pm
But c.i., if you wear glasses, maybe you would be looking at the wrong end of the gun! Be careful out there, cowboy.

Pueo, normally I'm a very nonviolent woman, but for Pete's sake, shot the damn woodchuck! Sprinkle on the bread crumbs and we have dinner. Much better than eating bunny--or was that on another thread?
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sun 29 Dec, 2002 09:55 pm
Diane, Not to worry: I don't wear those mirror glasses...... (whatever that means!) I have handled the pistola a few times in my life, so I know which side to point before pulling the trigger. Some people who play with unloaded guns harm themselves or some family member. It's always, "I didn't know it was loaded." c.i. BANG!
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pueo
 
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Reply Sun 29 Dec, 2002 10:43 pm
lets see, here are two woodchucking groundhog recipes. the third recipe is a bonus, it's too weird not to post Shocked

http://fooddownunder.com/cgi-bin/recipe.cgi?r=7757

http://bertc.com/friedwood.htm

http://bertc.com/penis_stew.htm
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 01:56 am
.....penis stew........yecccchhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
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pueo
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 02:00 am
that's what i thought, but can you imagine somebody actually made and ate this concoction???????????

better call jerryr and marycat and see what our resident chefs think of this.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 02:10 am
well, 'tis no worse than blood pudding, kidneys, bull's testicles, brains, sweetbread etc I guess - to all of which I say yeeeecccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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pueo
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 02:13 am
welsh rabbit???????
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 02:14 am
heeeeheeeee that is cheese on toast!!!!
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pueo
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 02:18 am
see, i'm being nice. it hurts but if i really try...........
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 02:24 am
LOL! Don't bust anything - but nice IS nice!
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marycat
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 07:11 am
Have to say I've never (to my knowledge) eaten or cooked the penis of a bull or a ram. Can't help you there...
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Debacle
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 07:13 am
Ah yes, but what about all the other species?
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