How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could..

Would a woodchuck upchuck if it chucked too much wood?

No - it would chuck out.

Would a wood chuck out chuck wood?

Diane He'd chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck would chuck wood.

Why?

Because it is there?

It is the nature of a woodchuck to chuck wood.

Why?

Why not and because.

Why not and because.

did I ask wotza woodchuck?

If a woodchuck chucks too much wood, might he be chucked up?

• woodchuck

n. North American marmot, type of North American burrowing rodent Britannica.com

• woodchuck

also called Groundhog, or Whistle- pig (Marmota monax), stout-bodied marmot of the family Sciuridae (order Rodentia). Woodchucks are black-footed, reddish-brown or brown animals, ranging from 42 to 51 cm (17 to 20 inches) in length, with 10- to 15-centimetre (4- to 6-inch) tails. They weigh...
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• woodchuck


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woodchuck
\wood"chuck`\ (?), n.
1. (zo?l.) a common large north american marmot (arctomys monax). it is usually reddish brown, more or less grizzled with gray. it makes extensive burrows, and is often injurious to growing crops. called also ground hog
2. (zo?l.) the yaffle, or green woodpecker. [prov. eng.]
woodchuck
n : reddish brown north american marmot [syn: groundhog, marmota monax ]



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Noun
1. reddish brown North American marmot
(synonym) groundhog, Marmota monax
(hypernym) marmot
English-Esperanto Dictionary

Well, you bloody ASKED!!

Oh! It's a groundhog!

Why didn't you just say so?!

Your hair's all mussed.

That cigarette makes you smell awful.

It's a lolly cigarette - the "smoke" smells like a rainforest.

**chuckle**

An' ground hogs ain't to be confused with ground squirrels, who never smoke lolly cigarettes . . .