How much wood would a 5'6" invisible wood chuck chuck?
I once had a wood
Where some fine oak trees stood
Giving shade to the squirrels at plaaaaaay.
Up chucked a woodchuck
And chucked the squirrels' luck,
But put me in a new bidness waaaaaay.
WOOOOOOD! Firewood for saaaaaale!
Ten bucks a cord ain't deeeear.
Of course, it's still green,
If you know what I mean,
But I'll be chargin' ninety next yeeeear.
Youse people is weirder than I.....
Who said we had an invisible 5' 6" woodchuck?
Why would invisibility, which is, after all, mainly in the perception of others, and, even if one was invisible to oneself, one would still have proprioception, not to mention being able to see the wood itself, why would it, I say, affect one's woodchucking abilities?
The question would appear to me to be in what sort of ratio the increase in size would increase one's chucking abilities.
i already gave you guys the answer. geez
Hey All, Don't you think we pretty much ran this animal into the ground? If not, I can settle it with 44 magnum.
c.i.
use a .22 instead, might want to eat the bugger afterward.
what have woodchucks ever done to you?
they is just wittle fuwwy woodland animals...
<taking aim at the rabbit>
Rabbit pulls out force-field generator from rear pocket -deploys it - takes out self-assemble kalishnikov from side pocket, assembles and loads it expertly in 20 seconds, as she has drilled so often - aims at Pueo- knowing that, while she is shielded from his weapons, she can shot out....."Wanna make something of it, whoo-whoo boy", she snarls....
....rabbits have to be expert at self-defence, and twisting and dodging and burrows don't cut it for giant Bunnies - but she will NEVER launch a pre-emptive strike....
"Whoo hoo boy?" Where did THAT come from?
LOL c.i.
never, ever, tell a prospective enemy what you won't do. ugh! sounds like alot of our politicians.
Pueo is an owl! Who, who, tu whit tu whooo!
Bunny takes book out of pocket and settles down to eat a salad sandwich....."Are you an ENEMY, Pueo?" she says with some surprise.....
dlowan wrote:Rabbit pulls out force-field generator from rear pocket -deploys it - takes out self-assemble kalishnikov from side pocket, assembles and loads it expertly in 20 seconds, as she has drilled so often - aims at Pueo- knowing that, while she is shielded from his weapons, she can shot out....."Wanna make something of it, whoo-whoo boy", she snarls....
all said in a voice like Nicole Kidman's
with extra bubbles.
unh hunh -
the bunny be tough 
what exactly is a salad sandwich are they not mutually exclusive?
It is a salad with bits of bread around it and no, they are not.......
I am sooooooooooooooo un-Nicole Kidman!!! Only the nose is similar!
