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How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could..

 
 
pueo
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 09:26 pm
hey, i didn't say it, just pointing out Diane's subtle hints.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 09:31 pm
I think Diane's vision is able to see beyond the bunny, to the inner vision of light and intellect and beauty...... or something.....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 09:32 pm
This is a GROUNDHOG thread - not a rabbit one.....
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pueo
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 09:38 pm
don't believe i've ever seen a groundhog. they good eatin'?
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pueo
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 09:42 pm
ok Deb, if this be a groundhog thread why do it say woodchuck in the heading?

rabbits......................
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 09:50 pm
Same goddamn animal, goddamn it!

Not the same as a rabbit, of course.
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pueo
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 10:00 pm
like rabbit and hare?
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pueo
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 10:01 pm
jackrabbits?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 10:02 pm
Hares are NOT rabbits!

Enough with the smegging bunnies, ok!!!???
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 10:06 pm
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pueo
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 10:12 pm
pikas?

if a pika picked a peck of pickled peppers,........................
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 10:14 pm
I'm not splitting hares, but it sure sounds like "rabid" to me! Wink c.i.
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pueo
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 10:16 pm
rabid rabbits Laughing
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 10:18 pm
Thwowing huge tantwum!!!!!

Stamping and stomping bunny foots!!!!!

SHOUTING AND GNASHING FORMIDABLE FANGS!
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pueo
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 10:21 pm
dlowan wrote:

SHOUTING AND GNASHING FORMIDABLE FANGS!


well at least it gets that cigarette out of your mouth for a while. now don't say i never did anything good for you. Very Happy Very Happy
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Diane
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 10:23 pm
Oh gawd, pueo, help me out here!

Deb, in my mind, the word rodent does not refer to bunnies. Bunnies are furry little mammals with endearing characteristics such as twitching noses and cute little hops.

(I won't mention here that some of them are considered sluts, promiscuous and generally interested in only one thing. As far as I'm concerned, that is an attribute. The ability to focus so strongly on one thing means that one becomes an expert very quickly.)

To answer you question, wood you like Chuck, the answer is no. He has no sense of humor, a terrible overbite, which, in some circumstances, could be quite dangerous, and there is nothing fluffy or cuddly about him. Chuck him, before you get hurt. He's a beast!

Besides, bunnies seem to like other bunnies so much that, it seems to me, you wouldn't have any time to devote to interspecies relationships, but if you do, please provide all the details. You know me, pitiful, really.
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BillW
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 10:24 pm
Ah-ha, this is where they're hiding the pink elephants and purple asses!

They don't chuck any wood because the woodchucks have cornered the market!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 10:33 pm
Diane:

You are on dangerous ground!

Hmmmm - I seem to be firmly into inter-species flirtation - I am holding my options open on how far it all goes!

As for the following groundless, completely gratuitous and speciesist insult:

(I won't mention here that some of them are considered sluts, promiscuous and generally interested in only one thing. As far as I'm concerned, that is an attribute. The ability to focus so strongly on one thing means that one becomes an expert very quickly.)

I am speechless....I have no words to express my horror - and from one I have, hitherto, considered a FRIEND!

FIENDIANE!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 10:34 pm
Pueo - I never inhale....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 10:36 pm
Bill W - SOME are hiding pink elephants and purple asses here - some are just concealing pink faces and purple prose...
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