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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 07:17 am
i believe most of us are saying, Deb, that penis has never been an item on our menus!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 07:18 am
Do whitebait have penises? I have eaten them whole! I don't think fish in general do have them, do they? They tend to do the uniting of sperm and egg externally....
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Debacle
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 07:22 am
Not even penis coladas?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 07:26 am
Certainly not!
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Debacle
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 08:45 am
Cheesh!, Ms Emma Toastus, you are a rarebit, indeed!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 08:54 am
Emma Toastus?
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Diane
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 09:12 am
Ah, gourmet cooking. I feel obligated to contribut to the abundance of goodies with a few of my own. Deb is already familiar with my recipe for Rocky Mountain Oysters, which I don't think she truly appreciated, but I don't think she has ever eaten at the Road Kill Cafe.

http://cartalk.cars.com/Mail/Mailbag/roadkill.html.

A few of their favorites are:
The Daily Special: Guess That Mess.
Smear of Deer
Center line bovine
The Chicken That Didn't Cross the Road
Splat of Rat

Finally, the take out special:
Bag and Gag---Anything Dead on Bread.

As you can see, there is something for everyone. Bon appetit!!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 09:14 am
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

new digression @: http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2462&highlight=
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Diane
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 09:27 am
Ooops! I tried the link and it appears that the roadkill had been removed to make room for other, more refined information.
I had saved a few of the more memorable items from the menu. If you like, I can list a few more if you have a strong enough stomach.
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 09:28 am
Diane! That's great.... Had a book in college about how to tell what road kill was before it was flat. There was a section in the back where you could record your sitings... heehee
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 09:30 am
ohmigoddess!
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 09:33 am
Pretty funny, that book, in light of my new avatar.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 09:43 am
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.....
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Debacle
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 10:06 am
Did I really say Ms Emma Toastus? Well, yeah, I guess I did. I meant to say myxomatosis, but ... what? Up too dammed early, I spect.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 10:07 am
I WONDERED if that was what you meant!

Cruel!
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 09:04 pm
Hmmm... road-hugging flatsquirrel...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 09:11 pm
WOT?!
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JoanneDorel
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 10:02 pm
Woodchucker

Woodchuck

A Bunch of Chucks
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 10:07 pm
Good grief - so many chucks!
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JoanneDorel
 
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Reply Mon 30 Dec, 2002 10:13 pm
Who knew? And then one has to wonder how many Bob Johnson's there are, yikes.
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