How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could..

sound suspiciously like our ex-president clinton.

then there was his infamous "i did not have sexual relations with that women" thing, but i digress on a non digression thread.

Teehee - my best friend is a politician - rather to all our surprises - (especially hers) - indeed, she is a Minister (cabinet, not religion) - which is even more difficult.... but I digress.... anyway, the press tends to be far more civilised here than in the USA about people's private lives, but she says, if ever asked the infamous question about her previous marijuana habits, that she will say: "Yes, I smoked it - but I never EXHALED."

We await the moment....

Oh, everybody seems to digress everywhere now, so I would not worry overly much, Pueo - it is sooooo passe.

now that it's late, and i figure Jespah and Phoenix aren't paying attention at this hour, i'll let the 'hares' fly, maybe even split a few.

need time to think tho...looooong pahhhhty tonight.

Uhoh!

lol.......this could take a month or so, the thinkin part, don't hold your breath kids.

hack.....cough....gasp....inside of ears and nose gradually turning pink again, after having gone a most unbecoming blue...

pPPPPFFFFFRRRRRRHHHHHHHTTTT! BOING!

AND RHUBARB, AS WELL!

oh dear - no - not a Margo hovercraft....

MERRY CHRISTMAS, chuckers - or, ought I to say, dearest chucks - for ' tis christmas here!!!!!

I'm awake now, mikey, and I see, I see, I see -

hovercrafts
ground hogs
bunny cigarettes everywhere
purple bums
pink noses
snowshoe-like feet
some guy named Chuck Wood who wants to know if I'll validate his parking

Uh, have I missed anything?

Oh yeah, I think I see "Mamma Mia" tickets but they might be for "Blue Man Group", but I can't be certain.

Oy!

So I look up "chuck" (not to be confused with upchuck) so that I can participate in this erudite discussion with intelligence and precision, and I find no definition that relates to wood.

Definitions for chuck:

1. cluck
2. used as an endearment
3. pat, tap, toss, discard, dismiss, oust, to have done with
4. a pat or nudge under the chin; an abrupt movement or toss
5. a cut of beef, food, an attachment for holding a workpiece or tool in a machine

So what do we mean when we say that the woodchuck chucks wood? Does he or she toss it? Throw it away?

dlowan, I'm sufficiently confused that this could be the digression thread.

teeeeeheeeeee - do all rabbits look alike in the dark? All threads seem to .....chuck wood?... I would have thought 'twas to throw it onto a woodpile?

Okay, throw it onto a woodpile. I can live with that. And I don't know if all rabbits look alike in the dark. If it's dark, how can you see 'em?

Well, their eyes shine - and so, sometimes, do the ends of their "cigarettes".......

Okay... having been thorough all of this once or thrice on that other forum... I read the first and sixth pages of this heated discussion. If you said something clever on pages 2 through 5, I didn't see it so therefor it doesn't count.

How much ground round would a hound dog hog if a hound dog could hog ground round?
-Walt Kelly (Pogo)

When I was young and foolish (as opposed to now, being middle-aged and foolish) a bunch of us played hookey from college and stayed around the apartment to watch Prince Charles and Lady Diana get married on a very very tiny b&W tv. We were drinking exceptionally cheap wite wine and every once and a while one of us would propose a toast to the newlyweds:

"Up Chuck and Di!"

LOL...... and so they did!!!!! Oh, goddess, I am so baaaaadddddd - the Seal tempted me, your honour, twuly he did....

Pages 2 to 5 were exceptionally, ravishingly, witty - actually....

as for the ground round, heaps, I would say...

...or would that be around a pound...?