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How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could..

 
 
dlowan
 
Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 05:56 pm
Chuck Wood?

It had to happen! Finally, a groundhog/woodchuck thread on Able2Know.....I'm sorry - I just couldn't help myself.

I can resist anything except temptation....
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 06:11 pm
dlowan, The creator of this question has the correct answer. I would only suggest to you that you refer back to the author, and ask him/her. Wink c.i.
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mikey
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 06:15 pm
only a wabbit would go this far and post a question like this, try and tempt me to write a limerick that would get me tossed out of here. i've been 'chucking wood' all day into the stove, or was i 'shucking' wood? i have to be cautious here, jespah or phoenix might toss me out if i got going on the rhymin timin thing.....


where'd you come up with this one btw? at the last pahty?
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 06:20 pm
If I chucked wood once in my life, does that make me a woodchuck? c.i.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 06:22 pm
Mikey - this is a classic Abuzz thread - woodchucks have figured strongly in Abuzz legend - as for luring you into a terminal limerick, your equivocation is as old as Adam - and as bootless! (The woman tempted me, I mean....)

CI - I believe that makes you a chucker of wood, not a woodchuck - there is a subtle difference...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 06:24 pm
Who was it who uttered the classic woodchuck thread comment: "He ain't nothin' but a groundhog"?
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mikey
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 06:32 pm
soooo, in other words i won't get booted because it's christmas?
didn't know about the abuzz thing.

i'll have to think about this a bit,,,before i sink my own ship, i'm good at it lol.

maybe if i changed the vowels they'd let it slide, no?
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 06:33 pm
Ah, can hatched shells and -gry words be far behind?
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 06:52 pm
dlowan, It seems like nitpicky stuff to me! What's the difference between a woodchuck and the "woodchucker?" c.i.
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mikey
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 06:56 pm
only if me and james joyce have another pint at Finnegans Wake Jespah.....;-)



i'll be a good boy and just lurk tonight, keep out of trouble.
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JoanneDorel
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 07:32 pm
I think that there was squireel poop involved maybe or was it ground hogs and other species?
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pueo
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 08:00 pm
are ground hogs similar to ground squirrles? how come there's "ground" squirrles, but no "tree" squirrles?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 08:54 pm
.....the "tree' in tree squirrel is silent....

I understand that groundhogs and woodchucks are one and the same thing? Perhaps a native may be able to elucidate?

As for your wickedness, Mikey - let the woodchuck fur fly far....
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Diane
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 09:16 pm
Woodchucks and groundhogs are one and the same. Ground squirrels are squirrels which burrow in the ground.

One question: Were you perhaps referring to Wood, Chuck, aka Chuck Wood? If so, stay away from this guy, he's a rodent, an animal and sorta dumb. You are way out of his league.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 09:19 pm
I know naught of this Chuck Wood you animadvert to, Diane.....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 09:19 pm
Wood he make me want to Chuck?
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pueo
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 09:20 pm
hmmm, rabbits are rodents and of course an animal. what can one infer from these facts and Diane's comments reagarding their intelligence.....................
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 09:21 pm
.....like I said, a silent "tree".....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 09:22 pm
....smoulders icily at phewoh.....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 23 Dec, 2002 09:22 pm
....or should that be "Phooey".....?
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