relationship question!

This is like a guessing game

1. Your female friend has secretly always liked you and thought you liked her and she would end up being your girlfriend so is peeved.

2. Your girlfriend said something to her that you supposedly said "about her" just to make sure she keeps her distance from you, you know, and now your friend is peeved at you.

Why don't you ask your friend?

How TF (how the ****) are we supposed to guess that?

Your "female friend" has always had the hots for you but was too shy to say it, so she's been hoping and waiting for you tell her you've got the hots for her.
But now that your girlfriend has entered the frame, your "female friend" realises she's missed her chance and is sulking and pouting like crazy..

yeah i guess that makes sense. I asked her, but she said no.

Oh wait. Let me guess!

Your female friend is schizo. Or better yet, she hates your girlfriend because, well, because she does and so by extension she has to be mean and cold to you until you either break up or she decides to like your girlfriend.

So, did I get it right? Do I get a prize if I guessed right? Ooooh, I so hope I get a prize.

yeah sure, you win my affection.