I've heard it said that, "If you don't think God has a sense of humor, make plans".
C.I.,
...Here's my personal, "Story Of Gold": Assume that way back, in the beggining, there is only one entity, in exsistence. I this entity says "I am Gold." So gold decides to create the universe, including mankind. Now in order to create, or make something, you need materials. If gold is the only thing in exsistence, there is no home Depot, or Sears to go to. Therefore Gold, can only use gold for materials. Finally, when Man is made, he can truthfully say, "I am gold".......Does this answer your question, Grasshopper?