I've heard that Santa uses the Christmas Hamsters to deliver some of the smaller presents.
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vonny
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Wed 25 Dec, 2013 03:51 am
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
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ossobuco
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Wed 25 Dec, 2013 10:03 am
Merry Christmas (and Happy New Year), Hamsters Extraordinaire!
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panzade
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Wed 25 Dec, 2013 10:48 am
THE HEAVENS—Lord God, He Who Commanded Light to Shine out of Darkness told reporters this Wednesday that despite creating all other forms of life in the universe, He in fact had nothing to do with creating gerbils. “I just wanted everyone to know that I have absolutely no idea where gerbils came from; they just showed up a few million years ago and started reproducing,” admitted God, the Divine Creator of Life, Heaven, Earth, and the rest of the order of Rodentia, but not gerbils.
“I have no problems with gerbils personally, I just wanted to make it clear that they weren’t sculpted by my divine hand. Clearly some other force brought them into existence, but I honestly couldn’t tell you what, why, or how.” God added that whoever or whatever created the gerbil must have been a fan of his work, since it is a “complete rip-off” of the hamster.