@Setanta,
Yes, the entertainment is free. Blame it on age-it took me all day to remember that the reason my keyboard on this work station was not functioning was dead batteries-I had no idea it even used batteries.
If pressed for an explanation I would say English is my third language. That is a tad simplistic since Bairisch was the family spoken word until they arrived in the American south in 1821. That merged with some of the French who had, in great numbers, come to occupy the coastal regions. The French influence, along with Spanish collaborators, helped the newly arrived Bairisch to run all the Irish out of the American south. That never explained the distinct cracker tone the family had after the disasters of 1865 are the recovery that built this estate in 1903. By that time the Swedish era of the family merged and my great grand uncle opened his first store in America-that is now a workshop that I can see outside this very window. The double disasters of 1929-30 fed the Bavarian influence into the family which culminated in my first cousin-twice generation removed-being hung by the Polish war tribunal (trybunał) accused of being Nazi war criminal.