@farmerman,
Quote: (Cept me and some dumass fish)
Some people are even more dumber than fishes, ya know? Last week I was out fishin at the lake, when I saw that dumb-ass game warden, Herbert, coming down the road in his state van. Right quick I hid my poles and bait in some bushes, but he got there before I could hide all the fish (which I had in a bucket full of lake water) I had caught.
He said: "What are you doin out here, Layman?" I said: Aww, nuthin. Just catchin a few rays, and ****, ya know?
He said: "You got a fishin license?" I said: Naw, I don't fish.
He said: "That so? Then what's this here bucket a fish?" I said: Those are my pet fish. I just brought them out to give them a little run.
I proceeded to explain to him how, now and again, I would bring my fish from home and turn them loose in the lake so they could see their homeys, and ****, for a spell, then I told him: "Then, when I'm ready to go, I whistle and they all swim up so I can put them in that bucket and haul them back home to their aquarium where I feed them real good."
He said: " Layman, what kind of fool do you think I am?" I said: I dunno, what kind are you, Herbert?
He said: "You think I believe that tall tale?" I said: Believe it or not, I don't care. It's the truth. I just now got them back in the bucket, cause we're ready to head home.
He said; "Show me". I said: Sho nuff, homey, looky here...then I dumped that bucket of fish back into the lake and laid back down.
After a few minutes, he said; "Well?" I said: Well, what?
He said: When are you going to whistle, and call those fish back?
I said: What fish?
The chump.