@farmerman,
You are the one who can not understand evolution. God created DNA in some or various forms, to populate this planet, perhaps, so he could come back here and have something to eat, at a later date. No one knows, however, if we take a simple organism to Mars, where it would surely develop, given enough time, into something as intelligent as you, this is how evolution works. Clearly God did not drop humans onto an uninhabited rock, he left his greatest gift, the DNA that became both us, and all other animals, those both similar, and those that are different.