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I usually announce the fact by dressing in Lederhosen, boarding a London Tube Train in rush hour and, in between stops, singing "A BritishTar" from Gilbert and Sullivan's Pirates of Penzance, while dancing the Sailor's Hornpipe.

Send me your email.

It's that easy?

Why didn't I think of that?


Those lederhosen cost me a fortune as well.

check my bank account and head to the brothel

If you're a man just nip down the red light district once a week, it works out cheaper than having to wine and dine a proper girlfriend and having to buy her presents to keep her sweet.
If you're a woman, just smile at any man in the street or supermarket etc and see what happens.
For both men and women there are free internet dating sites to hook up with somebody..