KIDS GEMS

kids gems......

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to
swallow a human, because even though it was a very large mammal
its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow
A human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children
While they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each
child's Work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently,
she Asked what the drawing was? The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks
like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing,
the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with Her
five
and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy
Mother," she asked, "is there a commandment that teaches us how to
treat our Brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family)
answered,
"Thou shall not kill."
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An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that
Billy Brown had kissed her after class.
"How did that happen?" gasped her mother. "It wasn't easy," admitted
the
young
lady, "but three girls helped me catch him."
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A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.
On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother that there
were Two boy kittens and two girl kittens. "How did you know?" his
mother asked.
"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I
think it's printed on the bottom."
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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was
trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all
grownup and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's
Michael.
He's a doctor.'" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And
there's the teacher. She's dead."
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood
On my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I
would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Cause yer feet ain't empty."