Sat 26 Oct, 2013 08:11 pm
Today I received an email reminding me to get the new ATM card that will allow me to access the $750,000 coming my way as a result of Nigerian money scams. By just logging into some ridiculously named authority invoking UN, NATO, State Department and a ton of other horsefeather orgs, I will be allowed to withdraw $20,000 a day until the entire amount is mine all mine!!!!! I'll be rich beyond all imagination.
I responded by telling them I had already received $950,000 and was worried I'd need to return the extra money to them. It's only fair, no need to be greedy because of a clerical error. Haven't heard back yet.
Does anybody else still get these ridiculous offers for free money???? Better yet, does anyone actually believe money drops out of the sky, and you're just lucky???