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How Can we Make Big Money exploiting todays rampant stupidity

 
 
Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2021 11:40 am
I'm trying hard to think like a business woman because it seems a shame to not make money from all this rampant, galloping stupidity. How about a new business designed to demagnetize those deluded saps who think the vaccine has made them magnetic. Here is my first scheme, I mean plan: Advertise a plan that involves 15 treatments which will cost about $235 US each, but the chumps, I mean clients will have to undergo all 15 sessions or else it will be an epic fail..and you will have to start all over again at the beginning. The treatment will involve carbonated beverages and a bonnet-style hair dryer. Naturally, the carbonated beverages will float the magnetization to your scalp and the bonnet-style hair dryer will toast the magnet feature and then it will simply be a matter of vigorously brushing your hair in a counter clockwise direction. At this point the tiny pieces will fall to the floor ready to be sucked up by a medical grade shop-vac ...... then just repeat 14 more times until your house keys no longer stick to you neck. Easy peasy.
This will have to be a cash only business.
I've already submitted a copyright so no stealing my brilliant theft plan....I will offer franchise opportunities to the motivated.
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hightor
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2021 11:45 am
@glitterbag,
I knew it! I'll sign up as soon as I can free myself from this industrial band saw.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2021 11:50 am
@hightor,
We're going to be filthy rich.
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2021 12:33 pm
I would take an existing product, something you can get a job lot of very cheap, like fidget spinners, something like that, and make all sorts of unrealistic claims for them.

The rapid movement of the spinner confuses the virus making it infect atheists, or some other mad bollocks that plays to their prejudices.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2021 12:51 pm
@izzythepush,
Yes yes yes, that will do just fine. We are going to be rich rich rich rich Hahahahahahahahaha
maxdancona
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2021 01:49 pm
@glitterbag,
I think you are going to wrong direction. I had my two shots... and I am disappointed that I am not magnetic. Think of the benefits, never having to wonder where my keys are.

I would pay a few thousand dollars if you could give me magnetism.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2021 02:02 pm
@glitterbag,
Stamp out Socialism with a Trump shaped explosive enema home kit. One jet dislodges fox’s tongues, can also be used to grab them by the pussy.

Why not do both at once.

If you do please write and let us know because we seriously don’t have a ******* clue what would happen.

Do it for Jesus, yeah, that.
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2021 09:03 pm
@maxdancona,
Well, my plan is to target the saps..uh..uh, I mean the magnetically afflicted to loosen the cold fingers of government oppression and let them walk freely thru a hardware store with a peaceful countenance. I shall open salons and advertise on Alex Jones (if he still has a show) and I will pack them in for the patented treatment.

But I encourage you to create your own business plan if you can figure out how to make people magnetic. I'm sure it will be a money maker, only you will actually have to deliver. I won't have to because my Patsys are so easily suggestible I will be able to convince them they are cured, but if they insist my treatment didn't work for them all I have to do is accuse them of not following the rules, like not drinking the right amount of carbonated beverage, or drinking the wrong brand or maybe tell them their bonnets were not tight enough or the temp was too low to appropriately toast the scalp debris to be successful.....so Cha Ching, sign them up for a remedial course.

My plan might collapse if I'm forced to display a MAGA hat, or wear a stop the steal shirt....we all have our limits.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2021 09:10 pm
@glitterbag,
I dunno ... I'm thinking of something like relabelling gatorade bottles and advertising that it contains some cocktail comprising ingredients that Trump has advocated to be good for fighting COVID, then pasting on the worst Trump photo ever, with one of his ridiculous claims. That'd make a million in no time.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2021 09:12 pm
@Mame,
And you can stick a magnet on it with your premise, if you like, no charge.
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mommabear
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jun, 2021 06:53 am
https://youtu.be/lXjjOLhFnHA
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oralloy
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2021 10:56 am
I've often thought that I could make a bunch of money by writing a book full of vaguely-legal-sounding gibberish that purports to be proof that Mr. Trump has committed a horrific crime. All sorts of progressives would have bought the book.

Alas, I never bothered to actually do it.
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thack45
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2021 01:21 pm
Hats, t-shirts and the like, with anthropomorphic skeletons, fire and flags, and verbose statements of being an unrelenting hardass are popular shares in some corners of facebook. I don't know if people actually buy these items though, or if merely sharing them is enough to go on feeling patriotic for another day
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