Well, my plan is to target the saps..uh..uh, I mean the magnetically afflicted to loosen the cold fingers of government oppression and let them walk freely thru a hardware store with a peaceful countenance. I shall open salons and advertise on Alex Jones (if he still has a show) and I will pack them in for the patented treatment.
But I encourage you to create your own business plan if you can figure out how to make people magnetic. I'm sure it will be a money maker, only you will actually have to deliver. I won't have to because my Patsys are so easily suggestible I will be able to convince them they are cured, but if they insist my treatment didn't work for them all I have to do is accuse them of not following the rules, like not drinking the right amount of carbonated beverage, or drinking the wrong brand or maybe tell them their bonnets were not tight enough or the temp was too low to appropriately toast the scalp debris to be successful.....so Cha Ching, sign them up for a remedial course.
My plan might collapse if I'm forced to display a MAGA hat, or wear a stop the steal shirt....we all have our limits.