THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY?

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the
Exxon Valdez oil
spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony,
two of the most
expensively saved animals were being released back
into the wild amid
cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later,
in full view, a
killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a bad day?



A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen
shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some
kind of wire running
from his waist towards the electric kettle.
Intending to jolt him away
from the deadly current, she whacked him with a
handy plank of wood,
breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment,
he had been happily
listening to his Sony Walkman.

STILL think you're having a bad day?




Two animal rights protesters were protesting the
cruelty of sending pigs
to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all
two thousand pigs
broke loose and escaped through a broken fence,
stampeding madly. The
two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.

What?! STILL having a bad day?




Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough
postage on a letter
bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped
on it. Forgetting it
was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.


There now, feeling better?