I met a really cool guy at the gas station last night

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and I've texted him 5 times in the last hour but he hasn't returned any of my texts.

I'm really confused and don't know what to do.

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@chai2,

So this is all about hair colouring? Laughing

Easier, by far, to go back to the hair stylist and have it stripped and coloured Amazing Grey!

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@vonny,

but....but....that's why he won't answer me!

what if he thinks i'm over 16 'cause i tell him i'm letting my hair go gray?

should I tell him about the REDOUT?

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@chai2,

I had exactly the same thing happen to me but it was in the supermarket and I didn't text her, and she was buying hair dye and everything like.
I am nearly always confused but this has really got me stumped.
Is she waiting for my text even though we never swapped numbers, and if so, why hasn't she texted me to ask why?
She was wearing a green scarf, so that's a good sign, yes?

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@vonny,

Not sure about Redout - UNRED sounds a bit like UNDEAD Rolling Eyes

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@Lordyaswas,

Lordyaswas wrote:

I had exactly the same thing happen to me but it was in the supermarket and I didn't text her, and she was buying hair dye and everything like.
I am nearly always confused but this has really got me stumped.
Is she waiting for my text even though we never swapped numbers, and if so, why hasn't she texted me to ask why?
She was wearing a green scarf, so that's a good sign, yes?

YES!!!

You get it exactly.

I almost was going to give up, but he was wearing this piece of leather cord around his wrist?

please don't tell me to talk to my family about this because my moms dead and my husband is always too busy to even care about anything i do.

I mean really he's so mean sometimes. my husband i mean not the guy.

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@chai2,

my mom's not unred or undead, she's just plain dead.

i just thought i shold explain that because vonny is saying things that mix stuff up.

and if you are going to come on and say mean t hings about this you should just eat **** and die.

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@chai2,

i don't mean eat, **** and die either cuz everone does that.

and not like dye, so don't even make that joke or your really stupid and don't even get it.

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@chai2,

Poor you. Married, under 16, and with a mean husband - no wonder you're going grey. Perhaps you ought to speak to a counselor? Especially re your fixation on guys who wear bits of leather round their wrists.

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@chai2,

Okay okay - she turns, swallows hard, then eats shoots and leaves!!! Twisted Evil

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I think my head hurts cuz I want this guy to text me back so bad.

maybe i should go check my blood pressure and take a Lisinopril

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@chai2,

Under 16 is far too young to be hooked on bp meds like Lisinopril - no wonder you're craving leather wristbands! Try Losartan Potassium instead - less chance of an annoying cough - and more likely you'll be able to hear your phone when he texts you back!

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@vonny,

That's actually funny that you said that Vonny.

I was on Lisinopril, and developed that cough. Weirdest thing isn't it? Just this random cough that you'd have every so often.

'ol Doc Garcia changed me to Losartan and the cough went away.

Now, I'm even weaning off of that, and then I won't be on anything except Vitamin D, baby aspirin, some other herbal stuff....in other words, no perscription meds.

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@chai2,

"other herbal stuff"...

(maui wowie)

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@vonny,

or...

she turns swallows hard, then eats, shoots, and leaves!!!

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@Rockhead,

Or eats shoots, swallows leaves, then coughs .... Laughing

I had cough for several years before I found out what caused it! So annoying! I'd like to stop medication like Losartan, but just a tad nervous to do so ...

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@Rockhead,

That is funny rocks, but about as wild as I get is a coffee in the afternoon about 3 or 5 times a year.

On this job I'm on, boss lady took us all out to lunch to a Tex Mex place place on Friday. We all had a case of the nappys when we got back.

Not only did I drink about 3 inches of coffee to get remotivated, I found a carton of half and half in the fridge and added a dollop of that.

Oh yeah, livin' on the edge.

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@vonny,

It's more annoying than coughing to slam your head at your desk when blacking out from that drug.

I found this almost funny - I get you all do - when it happened to me. Not kidding, at least not entirely. I remember being bemused as I fell after the blackout, waking up, all within seconds.

I suppose I should have gone to the gas station.

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@chai2,

I lodged a complaint yesterday at the arena. they've gone all upscale on the break table with little cups of half and half.

no more cheap non-dairy crap for us...

Ima start bringing my own, because I know how much they care.

halfway through an in I need a recharge...

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I think I'm going to shave my head.

I can tell everone I had chemo.

Then I'd have to go through that horrible really short stage, and the equally horrible medium hair thing.

Christ, there's no solution, none at all.

Semi permanent color? I could keep up with that, and just end it when all the permanent colored hair has been cut off.

I'll bet that guy from the gas station would know.

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