I met a really cool guy at the gas station last night

@Rockhead,

I don't think I'd ever had half and half in coffee before.

I know I've never had cream in coffee.

I should get a job at the arena.

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OMG I JUST GOT A TEXT!!!

oh, it's just from some friend.

crap.

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@chai2,

catering is a pretty good gig there.

the incoming act foots the bill and requests the menu.

sometimes they have stars with gluten issues and I feel like king of the world at lunch.

the wrestlers and their amazons eat a lot like I do...

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@chai2,

anyway I lied.

it was a text from the drug store telling me my special order truss came in.

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@chai2,

I hope you are not driving.

oh, I forgot you are in Texas.

please continue to do whatever you please...

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@Rockhead,

Rockhead wrote:

catering is a pretty good gig there.

the incoming act foots the bill and requests the menu.

sometimes they have stars with gluten issues and I feel like king of the world at lunch.

the wrestlers and their amazons eat a lot like I do...

ooo.....name some famous people with gluten issues.....

c'mon, dish....

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@Rockhead,

Rockhead wrote:

I hope you are not driving.

That guy from the gas station was driving, at least he had a car at the gas pump so I figured he must have driven it there.

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@chai2,

I can't dish.

it's part of the thieves assassins and stagehands union code.

it's unfortunate, as last night was epic as scandal goes.(I love country acts and their women friends)

join the union and we can talk...

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@Rockhead,

I can just imagine.

I'll bet those country band groupies are crazy

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@chai2,

he could be a car thief.

have you ever played fast and furious?

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@Rockhead,

No, I'm too slow and content.

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@chai2,

I bet Otis has...

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@chai2,

A girlfriend and I once drove from S. Fla to N Carolina. Her car was a stick shift so I drove through the middle of the night and work her up so she could down shift from the passenger seat when we got to the exit.

I am a spaz

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@Rockhead,

Otis has done everything. He's like that guy from the dos equis beer commercial, chuck norris, the guy that first put mentos into coca cola, all rolled into one.

He is so exhausted right now he's passed out on the floor, in a ray of sunshine.

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@chai2,

I once drove my old hot rod for two weeks with no clutch. using the starter to take off and shifting with the RPMs meshing like in a big truck.

can't do that with today's cars.

older cars, like older women, are much more durable and forgiving than new ones...

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@Rockhead,

Rockhead wrote:

older cars, like older women, are much more durable and forgiving than new ones...

You got that **** right.

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@chai2,

I got a really sweet gig going on work wise right now.
I'm too lethargic this Sunday afternoon to really go into it, but get this....

It's 2.7 miles from my house, and about one of those miles I get there by cutting behind the stores in a shopping center parking lot, and cruising down a hill no one else is on, that runs parallel to stop and go highway traffic.
Reverse that going home.

Bliss.

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@chai2,

you are gonna commute on a skateboard...?

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@Rockhead,

heh, going there would be cool.

It's too steep a hill to get up. It's like a ski hill.

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@chai2,

so tie a rope to a post and leave it there until you need to pull yourself back up the hill...

nope.

texas...

can't leave a rope laying around, there might be a tree nearby...

I guess skateboarding is out. unless you could bring it on the bus home.

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I met a really cool guy at the gas station last night

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