Contrex wrote:
Quote:The last time I put my tongue in a lady's mouth, I dislodged her dentures. They went down her throat and and so nearly choked her that the date ended in the emergency room. I thought she was gasping with passion... She never answered my texts after that
Yes women are funny like that, the slightest little thing upsets them.
For example I tried to get another ladyfriend to wear sexy high heels in bed but she screamed "You dirty pig, I'm not going to look like a trollop for you!" and stormed out and we lost touch.
Pity, I was going to get her a french maid's outfit, ball gag and a pair of handcuffs later on