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Best strip joints in America

 
 
urs53
 
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Reply Fri 9 Apr, 2004 03:38 pm
LOL! Panzade, I must say - you know me well!
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bigdice67
 
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Reply Sun 11 Apr, 2004 09:20 am
The wife speaks the truth!
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bigdice67
 
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Reply Sun 11 Apr, 2004 09:24 am
Hey, kicky, come on down fer the weekend... Drunk
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panzade
 
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Reply Sun 11 Apr, 2004 09:32 am
BD I have a gig in Melbourne the 16th. We're opening for a Beatles tribute band called "Let It Be"
Ironic name. We'll be doing the Beach Boys tribute thing. Tributes are big theses days. Wish you could attend but I'm guessing you're gonna be landing at Mickey World about the time we play our encore.
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urs53
 
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Reply Sun 11 Apr, 2004 12:50 pm
16th? Well, we are landing on 13th... So that could be possible. Can you give us more information? You can also email it to BD. Beach Boys and Beatles sounds like a lot of fun to me! I am sure we could also interest Rae, Misti and Joanne!
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roger
 
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Reply Sun 11 Apr, 2004 01:04 pm
Try to make it, panzade. I'm arriving on the morning of the 18th. Very early morning.
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timberlandko
 
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Reply Sun 11 Apr, 2004 02:02 pm
It doesn't pay to underestimate the dedication of such places to see to the accomodation of all their patrons varied preferences. Once, in a fit of purely academic curiosity, mind you, I stopped by a well known gentleman's establishment. Tiring after a relatively short while of suggestions from provocatively clad sirens that I enjoy a lap dance or "Share a bottle of champaign in a private booth", I had a sudden inspiration. I told the next importuness who presented herself for my personal entertaiment, "Oh, thank you very much, but no thank you, if you don't mind. You see, I'm gay, and tomorrow is our anniversary. i want to do something special for my boyfreind, and I just came here to get some ideas ... I do so hope you don't mind."
The modesty-challenged entertainer smiled and assured me that was perfectly ok ... adding she thought it was very sweet, and left to hit on a more promising mark. Quite pleased with myself and the apparent success of my wallet-protecting, if somewhat dishonest, ingenuity, I resumed my dilligent, wholly objective academic pursuit. A few minutes later, a fellow with a George Hamilton tan, improbably teased-and-lacquered Wayne Newton hair, wearing a rhinestone-studded, deep V-necked, skin-tight velour outfit, bedecked with gold chains, and sporting about as much makeup as the female employees of the joint, sidled up to my tiny table, sat down, leaned close, smiled hugely, and in most freindly and inviting fashion, breathily lisped "Hi there, cutey. I underthtand you and I have thomething thpethial in common".
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 11 Apr, 2004 02:03 pm
panzade - I checked out the band you're in, which one of those bandmates is you?
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panzade
 
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Reply Sun 11 Apr, 2004 02:05 pm
Uh... what band did you check out and where?
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panzade
 
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Reply Sun 11 Apr, 2004 02:07 pm
this is the band shot, I'm leaning on the hood


http://www.msnusers.com/MikeSchonbach/axes.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=10
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panzade
 
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Reply Sun 11 Apr, 2004 02:08 pm
OMG! Timber ...you poor dear!
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 11 Apr, 2004 02:14 pm
I checked out Coup de Grass (from your profile). I'm confoosled, but that's normal.

So, this surf band is who you're going to Oz with?
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timberlandko
 
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Reply Sun 11 Apr, 2004 02:19 pm
All I'll say, panzade, is there's no hope for me at all in that regard; in damned near 60 years, I ain't once met the right guy Mr. Green
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panzade
 
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Reply Sun 11 Apr, 2004 02:21 pm
The Coup was a band I played in through the 70's

Surfin Rascals is the Beach Boys tribute band I work with now and we have a gig in Melbourne Fla which is a 20 minute drive from Cocoa where the Florida reunion is being held...phew...there, I spat it out
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panzade
 
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Reply Sun 11 Apr, 2004 02:23 pm
Well Timber, same sex marriages are so popular right now my fiancee wanted to get a sex-change operation.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 11 Apr, 2004 02:25 pm
hahaha, wow.

I saw your banter with the bunny and it seemed like maybe you were someone who'd been around these parts longer than the few days indicated by your signup date. I thought you may have been from 'the old site', so I checked out your profile to see if I knew you. Then everything got all disjointed......
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panzade
 
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Reply Sun 11 Apr, 2004 06:22 pm
Little k, seems I've been an acker for years even though it's been just a week. My banter with the queen bunny(as I call her) stems from the fact that I adore her..we being countrymen of sorts...and she's a lot of fun to tease and play with.
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timberlandko
 
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Reply Sun 11 Apr, 2004 07:30 pm
WARNING!
http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/funny/0042.jpg
DO NOT PROVOKE THE BUNNY!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 11 Apr, 2004 08:41 pm
Everyone loves the bunny. Damn, I've been away for two days and my "best strip joints" thread has been derailed!!!

BidDice, thanks for the invite. I wish I could come, but I have women to try to bed in NYC this weekend. It's been over three weeks, and I'm getting desperate!
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 11 Apr, 2004 08:47 pm
Panzade - understandable!

Kicky, when will you stop griping about derailed threads? It happens. ESPECIALLY when they are about strip clubs, or sex.
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