Best strip joints in America

Clubs in Tampa seem to have the highest percentage of beautiful girls. We used to visit on our annual pilgrimage to watch the "Battle of the Bays". Alcohol rules very depending on location and some clubs have a fine line separating them from whorehouses. Very fine line. Leave the country; and the line disappears altogether.

Thanks bill. Somehow I had a feeling you'd have some interest in this topic.

As for the fine line, I know what you mean. I remember saying after I left Mons Venus that it was as close to being with a hooker as you can get without getting busted.

I would think the Foxy Lady in Rhode Island has some nice strippers. It used to be a favorite of Mo Vaughns when he lived in the Boston area. There is also a Foxy Lady in Brockton, Mass now, there is a strip place in Stoughton, Mass called Alex's and one on Route 1 in Mass called the Golden Banana. I just like that name. As I have not personally attended these I cannot vouch for the attractiveness of the women or male strippers.

How about in Houston? I know they have many of what they call Gentlemen's Clubs. Since in Houston it is consider perfectly acceptable to take business clients to such establishments, I would guess they have attractive women there. Whereas in Mass, you would be slapped with a sexual harassment suit if you even suggested such a place.

i recall having read that many professional athletes have gotten in trouble for going to the Gold Club in atlanta...

i don't think most people understand the name "Strip Joint"
they think it refers to the ladies, when in fact it refers to the 'clients' wallets!

The Risque Cafe south of Gainsville, FL is pretty good. It has full nudity, but it's nothing like the Mons Venus mentioned earlier. The food's pretty good and there's no alcohol, which is not especially a negative.

The best are in New York City!

I beg to differ.

Sorry Coluber

The Cafe Risque south of Gainesville sucks. Just an overpriced road side joint with skanky waitresses. When you're talking Strip Clubs you gotta be in Ft Lauderdale or West Palm Beach. However the apex is reached when one travels to Vancouver. I know...it's not the states but hey! Now, can a Canuck please post me the reason that the eh? boys are fixated with showers on stage? Seems at the end of every dance they wheel out a plexiglass shower stall and the yokels go nutso. What's up with that?

If Cafe Risqué is the one advertised on all the billboards in the area; I stopped there once on my way back from Wisconsin in an RV. Neither the food nor the girls impressed me. If food is really a consideration; you probably can't do better than Rachel's right here is West Palm Beach. The food and service there is comparable to the finest restaurants on Palm Beach, the girls are beautiful and plentiful but it costs a small fortune to dine there. If you are going to leave the country; head straight to Costa Rica where the same sum will get you a harem for the week if you are so inclined. Of course, unless you have two heads, mere possession of an American passport should eliminate the need to pay for that kind of entertainment. :wink:

BoGoWo hit the nail on the head, as usual.

Interesting thread.

Bill, are you going to be in the country next week, or are you in Costa Rica by then? some ideas on entertainment just popped in to my head!

hope your wallet is up to it BigD!

Me too!

Daddy D

On this Florida junket of yours, we're goin' to hafta take you to Cocoa's finest establishment. That is...if the missus allows.

Cocoa. I've been there. I remember a place called Teaser's, somewhere in that area. That was a f*cking awesome strip joint.

Boy Kicky

If you weren't hunkered down in the Big Apple we sure could use a guide.

Damn, I miss those days. :sad:

Yeah, Panzade, I was just gonna say something... I would grant him one night with the boys - about the wallet, though, I don't know...

She'll leave ten singles in there, whack him on the butt and tell him to go have a good time