Guess which quote from Democratic Underground is not real:
[All quotes deal with the death of the four dead American contractors
whose bodies were dragged through the streets and hung from a bridge in Fallujah]
-Contractors wear hardhats and carry lunch pails - These guys are mercenaries.
-Death to ALL mercenaries. The beer is on me.
-Sad, if I were the wife I would have said hell no you won't go; the wife must have said great pay-check and the hubby, yeah, can buy a Hummer when I get back.
-These swine were MERCENARIES. Paid Hessians. Murderers for hire.
-They're worse than Al-Queda. At least Al-Queda is fighting for a cause.
-I say "too bad, so sad, bye-bye."
-They are Mercenaries - They are in it for the money, they are thugs and hoodlums, working outside the boundaries of the law. And yesterday the Resistance got even with 4 of them in a barbecue ceremony, that alas pushed the bounds of good taste.
-Mercenaries - These men are just serial killers with a good retirement plan. They deserve what they get.
Suprise! They are all real. Every single one of those comments above were posted by real people on this DU thread
I don't even have to make this stuff up. The DU is a gold mine of people making jokes of themselves.