Before sex, ask yourself: What would George W. Bush do?

Abstinence education! That always kills me. Like believing in fairy tales.

Oh, wait a minute...

I suppose it's true that condoms don't entirely prevent the spread of HPV. But then they also don't prevent the spread of beri-beri, dengue fever, yaws, smallpox, or the heebie-jeebies.

Of course, I think most men, on hearing this news, would respond: "there's a warning on the package?"

I dunno, Joe, i've used condoms right regular, an' never had the heebie-jeebies. Works just as good as my elephant repellant.

*LOL*

Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, dear.
Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Oh, how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn't work.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: It's just a stupid rock.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: But I don't see any tigers around, do you?
[Homer thinks of this, then pulls out some money]
Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock.