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Tue 17 Dec, 2002 07:01 pm
HUNTER'S INSTRUCTIONS
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm
down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence,
then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
Hey, I work with people like that. I don't hunt with them.
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