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Tue 17 Dec, 2002 06:49 pm
NEWS BULLETIN FROM WASHINGTON:
"THE SUPREME COURT HAS JUST RULED THAT THERE CANNOT BE A NATIVITY SCENE IN WASHINGTON, D.C. THIS CHRISTMAS."
THIS IS NOT FOR ANY RELIGIOUS REASON. THEY SIMPLY HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO FIND THREE WISE MEN AND A VIRGIN IN THE NATION'S CAPITOL. HOWEVER, THERE WAS NO PROBLEM FINDING ENOUGH ASSES TO FILL THE STABLE