Perry Outraged by Cartoon Explosions

You're quite proud that you are a sick, twisted, perverted, semen sucking piece of excrement, Oralloy!! You are proud that you stand as a perfect example of what so much of the world believes to be thee ugly, ignorant American.

This has been clear for some time.

Nonsense. All I'm doing is defending the innocent from the monsters who attack them.

That makes me one of the good guys.