MEANINGFUL CONVERSATIONS
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce
The attorney asked, “May I help you?”
The farmer said, “Yea, I want to get one of the dayvorces.”
The attorney said, “Well, do you have any grounds?”
The farmer said, “Yea. I got about 140 acres.”
The attorney said, “No, you don’t understand, do you have a case?”
The farmer said, “No, I don’t have a Case, but I have a John Deere.”
The attorney said, “No, you don’t understand. I mean do you have a grudge?”
The farmer said, “Yea, I got a grudge. That’s where I park my John Deere.”
The attorney said, “No sir, I mean do you have a suit?”
The farmer said, “Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays.”
The exasperated attorney said, “Well, sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?”
The farmer said, “No sir, we both get up about 4:30.”
Finally, the attorney said, “Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?”
And the farmer says. “Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her.”
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When kitty does this, you will be uncontrollably and strangely forced to give him or her whatever he or she wants...
@RexRed,
RexRed wrote:
This is cute
sorry i did not check this link when i posted it
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