An excessive amount of beets generally causes problems for me, but there is so much fun to be had with them. Eat enough and your piss turns red. Go to a urinal in a crowded public washroom, start doing your business, then look down and yell out "Oh my god! What's happening to me??" Guarenteed to clear the place out.
cavfancier wrote:An excessive amount of beets generally causes problems for me, but there is so much fun to be had with them. Eat enough and your piss turns red. Go to a urinal in a crowded public washroom, start doing your business, then look down and yell out "Oh my god! What's happening to me??" Guarenteed to clear the place out.
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that's the kind of post that keeps us coming back to A2K. Hilarious, Cav!
Hot pepper flavored vodka.
Hey, that's half the fun of asparagus...
But it happens so FAST!!!! It's weird...
now I cannot think of a thing!
Roasted garlic. I can eat a bulb or two, but, um -- well, it's fragrant. Changes the color, too. I also have a tendency to use too much garlic in my chili, with predictable results.
The worst ever, though, was this fish, cornmeal, and habanero paste a woman from Nigeria made for me. Wasn't any fun going down, either, though -- so it doesn't really count. I choose to blame the individual rather than Nigerian cuisine as a whole...
All this talk has got me wondering....what food produces the worst smelling gas? Hard-boiled eggs, food heavy with garlic, cabbage (especially curried), mutton or other?
My dog ate a reel of fishing line once...
Jerusalem artichokes? Or is that just volume?
Beer and hard-boiled eggs: the strongest fumication agent you can buy without a license.
I would think that beer and pickled eggs might be even worse, now that I think about it...
...that would peel paint...
Pumpkin flavored ice cream.
Beer, brats, deviled eggs, and lentils.
Ahh, cjhsa refers to that famous Ababrajhanastan dish "Fueyhoppistan i partsen i fartsen."
cavfancier wrote:All this talk has got me wondering....what food produces the worst smelling gas? Hard-boiled eggs, food heavy with garlic, cabbage (especially curried), mutton or other?
Sliders, definitely . . . i'll have to get some frozen sliders, put 'em in a cooler, an' bring 'em up for ya.
Tis okay, Setanta, I'm pretty regular as it is, but thanks for the offer.
Ok - someone had to start it......
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
