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Post-Kerry Propaganda

 
 
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 27 Oct, 2004 01:34 pm
Caution: The following is not a real news story.

Bush Admits He's Hiding Bad News
by Scott Ott

(2004-10-26) -- President George Bush today admitted that his Democrat rival is correct in saying that Mr. Bush is "hiding bad news" until after the polls close next Tuesday.

"My opponent speaks the truth when he says that some Americans are going to get some bad news--maybe even before the sun comes up on November 3," said Mr. Bush, "It will involve defeat and the realization that huge sums of money have been wasted on an unwinnable battle against a determined and entrenched foe."

Although President Bush promised to deliver the news personally in a televised address, he said that Mr. Kerry will likely be the first to inform the American people.

"Of course, bad news is all a matter of perspective," Mr. Bush said. "One man looks at the glass and says it's half empty, another man sees the same glass and says, 'Come on, Dick, let's get back to work'."



**Edited to add a disclaimer for Dookie and other humor-challenged partisans.**
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Dookiestix
 
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Reply Wed 27 Oct, 2004 01:38 pm
Sounds like Bush has been drinking massive amounts of the tainted koolaid to believe this election will be decided on November 3rd.

Just a further indication on how out of touch this moron is. As we all know, he isn't interested in the news.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 27 Oct, 2004 01:42 pm
Dookiestix wrote:
Sounds like Bush has been drinking massive amounts of the tainted koolaid to believe this election will be decided on November 3rd.

Just a further indication on how out of touch this moron is. As we all know, he isn't interested in the news.


Dookie, just for you I'm going to go back and edit my prior post and give it a disclaimer. I had to do this one other time .... and I think it was for you that time too.
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Dookiestix
 
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Reply Wed 27 Oct, 2004 01:45 pm
Ticomaya:

I doubt that's actually tobacco you're smoking there. Drunk
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Wed 27 Oct, 2004 01:49 pm
Tico, you're my kind of scum. :wink:
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 27 Oct, 2004 01:49 pm
Dookiestix wrote:
Ticomaya:

I doubt that's actually tobacco you're smoking there. Drunk


More speculation from the left?
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 27 Oct, 2004 11:53 pm
Just saw this. Wasn't sure where it was appropriate to post, so this thread is the lucky winner.

In the spirit of the Rocky Horror Picture show ...

http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/5809/presidential_horror_show.swf
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Thu 4 Nov, 2004 08:31 am
http://boortz.com/images/funny/110404_truman_.gif
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Thu 4 Nov, 2004 08:32 am
http://cagle.slate.msn.com/working/041102/bennett.jpg
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Thu 4 Nov, 2004 08:33 am
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Thu 4 Nov, 2004 08:34 am
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Thu 4 Nov, 2004 08:35 am
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Thu 4 Nov, 2004 08:36 am
http://cagle.slate.msn.com/working/041103/varvel.jpg
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Thu 4 Nov, 2004 08:38 am
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Thu 4 Nov, 2004 08:40 am
http://cagle.slate.msn.com/working/041101/bish.jpg
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JustWonders
 
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Reply Thu 4 Nov, 2004 09:07 am
LOL McG!!! Glad to see you!!! Did you happen to catch Larry King, etal, rehashing the election last night? Some verrrry interesting comments on Teresa and her role (or lack thereof) in the campaign!
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Armyvet35
 
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Reply Thu 4 Nov, 2004 09:49 am
Sounds like Bush has been drinking massive amounts of the tainted koolaid to believe this election will be decided on November 3rd

Or maybe you have Dookie?
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Tue 9 Nov, 2004 10:18 am
http://cagle.slate.msn.com/working/041108/siers.jpg
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Tue 9 Nov, 2004 10:21 am
http://cagle.slate.msn.com/working/041108/varvel.jpg
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Tue 9 Nov, 2004 10:22 am
http://cagle.slate.msn.com/working/041105/trever.gif
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