Neologist said:
Quote:You know that gooey thingus that hangs on the end of your booger?..It's a brain neuron...I'm glad to have learned it at a very young age, before too much damage could be done. . .
First of all, we holy men don't do "gooey things on ends of boogers" and secondly you say you learned it early before too much damage was done.
Dunno how to tell you this mate but joining the JW's when you were 29 was a sure sign that you'd gone cuckoo..
Incidentally, a psychiatrist once pronounced me sane, his report read something like- "Mr. X is a strong-willed individual which would explain the trouble he now finds himself in with the police. His behaviour and responses were appropriate throughout the interview and I cannot therefore recommend a plea for leniency to the court on the grounds that that the balance of his mind may have been affected at the time of the offence"
Incidentally one of the questions he fired at me out of the blue was "Do you masturbate?". I went red in the face, fidgeted in my chair and mumbled an embarrassed reply but I'm not telling you what it was!
Like I said, he declared me sane, so obviously my answer was the right one!
Drat, I should have pretended to have been a JW and no court would have convicted me, i'd have got off with a "guilty but insane" plea..
