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Mon 16 Dec, 2002 06:37 am
Xmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
Dementia --- I Think I'll be home for Christmas
Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and.....
Paranoid --- Santa Claus is coming to get me
Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I 'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...
Agoraphobic: I'll Be Home for Christmas
Nymphomaniac: How Still We See Me Lay
Pyromaniac: Just Nuts Boasting of an Open Fire
Sociopath: Stalking Through a Winter Wonderland
Kleptomaniac: Pilfer Bells
Homicidal: Slashing Through the Snow
Depressive: Little Bummer Boy
narcoleptic: si-ilent ...