Man, you don't know the half of it.
Clinton completely owns the right. Its hilarious. He's the best thing that's ever happened to them.
I remember working with a bunch of conservatives, and when it came out that Bush lied about the Uranium and Iraq, I brought it up to get their opinon. The FIRST WORDS out of their mouth were:
"I did not...have...sexual...relations with that woman, Miss Lewinski!"
For a second I had to think there. Hmmm... is a lie about sex worse than a lie to help start a war?
Then I did a little research and realized that plenty of former presidents cheated on their wives (Washington, Kennedy, Jackson, etc). By the way, don't get me wrong. Adultury is bad, but I was looking to see if it was such a big deal because it happens so rarely...turns out its not so rare).
Basically they were just bitter, angry conservatives. From that point on, I put up political cartoons poking fun at the president in my cubicle. Every time someone started talking crap about racial issues or how bad everyone but the republicans were, I'd jump in and kill their argument, making them look like the idiots they were.
It drove them nuts, and someone keyed my car because of it. But seeing the seething anger on their faces when they passed me by, and hearing them hold back from political discussion when I was around from that point on was totally worth it.
Losers.