Old folks home

A couple realizes that their dad has to go into an old folks home. They deliberate over it a lot, and decide that they will send him to the best care facility in the country, with round the clock nurses, and all the perks. It was tough enough to send him away in the first place.

Dad goes to the home and is sitting around. He starts to lean over to the left, and the nurses run up and put him upright again. He sits for a while, and then starts leaning over to the right. The nurses prop him up.

A couple of days later, the kids visit. "So dad, how do like the facility?"

"I hate it! They won't even let you fart!"