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Random weird thoughts

 
 
chai2
 
Reply Thu 14 Feb, 2013 07:59 pm
Feel free to share and be as random as you like.

Those total out of context thoughts you have, when you see or hear something, or whatever.


I'll start.
The stock Coinstar? I've bought and sold it several times over the years. Every single time I go to look at the price, and type in CSTR, I start singing in my head.

"Coin Star....
I see you in the morning,
Coin Star.....a sleeping next to me...."
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Thu 14 Feb, 2013 08:03 pm
@chai2,
stinky is constipated and I fear the worst.

a big ol' gooey hairball gacked up on the comforter at 4 am.

thoughts?
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 14 Feb, 2013 08:19 pm
@Rockhead,
he's got to get an enema

make him eat a lot of oil maybe that'll help him **** it out.
mismi
 
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Reply Thu 14 Feb, 2013 08:27 pm
@chai2,
I went to a sushi bar tonight and got wished a "Happy Walentines Day" - I love them so much. Really sweet folks that own that place. Smile They made red velvet petite fours for dessert. Amazing. Am I spelling petite fours right?

I had some kind of wine too...I forget what it is called - but very yummy. As was my sashimi and my tuna rolls.

My child gagged however. I was scared for about 10 seconds - was pretty sure he was going to ralph on the table again. All because I made him taste raw fish for pete's sake.
aspvenom
 
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Reply Thu 14 Feb, 2013 08:29 pm
@chai2,
I recommend the olestra oil. zero calorie, laxative property.
Albeit it sounds like a dieter's dream, they pulled this oil out of the shelves because people was sharting here and there. It was out of control. he he he.
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chai2
 
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Reply Thu 14 Feb, 2013 08:34 pm
@mismi,
Were you drinking your wine out of a red solo cup?

That's you mismi, class all the way.

chai2
 
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Reply Thu 14 Feb, 2013 08:38 pm
so if you take the cat to the vet but don't have the money right now to pay, won't they make payment arrangements?

I mean, they wouldn't let stinking die of an impaction if they can do something
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mismi
 
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Reply Thu 14 Feb, 2013 08:44 pm
@chai2,
They made me drink out of a WINE GLASS...

heinous.
ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 14 Feb, 2013 08:48 pm
I took my cough tablet earlier than usual.

I can't focus my eyes.

erk
thack45
 
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Reply Thu 14 Feb, 2013 08:50 pm
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mismi
 
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Reply Thu 14 Feb, 2013 08:50 pm
@mismi,
I said "again"

Do you want me to tell you about the first time he threw up on the table when we went out to eat?

Good Times.

Truly. Memorable.

<shiver>
mismi
 
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Reply Thu 14 Feb, 2013 08:52 pm
@ehBeth,
I can't focus mine either.

I think the reasons are totally different though...

well - as you said...cough medicine...

me: few glasses of wine....

but stiil- unfocused!
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chai2
 
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Reply Thu 14 Feb, 2013 08:57 pm
@mismi,
mismi wrote:

They made me drink out of a WINE GLASS...

heinous.


Oh man....what's wrong with those people?
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chai2
 
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Reply Thu 14 Feb, 2013 08:58 pm
@mismi,
mismi wrote:

I said "again"

Do you want me to tell you about the first time he threw up on the table when we went out to eat?

Good Times.

Truly. Memorable.

<shiver>




Hell yeah we want you to tell about it.

mismi
 
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Reply Thu 14 Feb, 2013 09:17 pm
@chai2,
Okay - so we were at Gulf Shores, Alabama for vacation. We went to Lamberts which is the "home of the throwed rolls" (this is Alabama) - great big fun. The twins are 4. I have an infant that is less than a year old. We get seated and they do their "throwed rolls" thing and we get these amazing yeast rolls and our drinks.

So Baby B takes a big bite of a roll and seems to be feeling fine. Baby A and the infant are content and smiling when I look at Baby B (i like to call the twins baby a and baby b - since that is what the doc called them when he was pulling them out of my uterous.) So anyway - Baby B looks funny. A bit puzzled. And then ---- SPEW ---- and I hear gasps and "Oh my God's" and yes - Baby B has thrown up all over the table....and continues to do so - not once but three times.

Now - these - my boys are tiny. The doctor - he told me - the babies tummies are no bigger than their fists - but let me tell you - there is no way that something the size of a fist could hold this much - vomit.

I jump up - grab napkins - grab baby b,,,because he is crying, wipe his face - look at the sea of - vomit, and start putting kids in the stroller. My mom is with me and is apologizing profusely to the neighboring tables. The folks at Lamberts can't get us out fast enough...they bag the rolls and put our drinks in "to go" cups and shoo us out the door. We don't pay a dime.

I can tell you that I never saw one persons face. All I could say - over and over again - is - "I am so sorry"

Baby B also pooped in a pool one time when we were at a party..

And you wonder why I drink out of solo cups? Please.
mismi
 
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Reply Fri 15 Feb, 2013 05:23 am
@mismi,
I hate when I P.U.I.
chai2
 
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Reply Fri 15 Feb, 2013 05:37 am
@mismi,
Baby B seems to have been a lot of trouble.

Did you ever think of exchanging him for a box of emergency flares, or a case of solo cups?

Damn, I started to read your post while the coffee was brewing, and before I got up to get a cup. I thought that restaurant was the home of the "thrown trolls"

Imagine what I was thinking when you said they started doing their thrown troll thing.

Imagine my disappointment when I got my coffee, had a sip, and reread, realizing you were just talking about bread.

chai2
 
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Reply Fri 15 Feb, 2013 05:39 am
@chai2,
That would have been a good threat.

"You better tighten up boy, or I'm exchanging you for a case of red solo cups."
chai2
 
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Reply Fri 15 Feb, 2013 05:41 am
@chai2,
Hence the appropriateness of my signature line.
chai2
 
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Reply Fri 15 Feb, 2013 05:43 am
My thoughts are with stinky today.

I hope he poops soon.
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