@farmerman,
Well, the Patrick day in New York and surely Boston and other such locales, is a worthy party tradition. I applaud that one.
The Hinkley! Oh yes, know all about that. How the folks come down from the mountains each spring, drinking good homemade as they descend and keeping at it for the next seven days. And there's the naked moonlight stuff. Yup. Always wanted to get to the Hinkley.
No bigfoot here. They're not fish-eaters and they are, for some reason not yet properly understood, scared shitless of drowning. So you don't find them on the coast. You have to go inland fifty miles and more to get to the edge of their habitat. There's the odd exception but that's been well reported on in grocery checkout magazines.
I had a depressing nature/nurture thought a minute ago. I found it uncomfortable, somehow. I imagined Tom Sawyer being born into a present suburb 10 miles out of Salt Lake City? Or dropped into an NRA family? And I just couldn't get my head around the problem enough to decide where such a Tom might end up.
And then I switched his landing to a Jewish family in New York. And bingo, that worked. That gives us Jon Stewart.