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Lola at the Coffee House

 
 
Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sun 3 Mar, 2013 05:56 pm
@spendius,
Spendius: Never heard of it. I just used to wink at the ladies. I'm retired from that useless game now. Fancy taking Viagra to restore the millstone round your neck that Nature so compassionately relieved you of.
Joe Nation : Well, as we used to say at the dinner table when one of us passed on having a second piece of pie, MORE FOR US! Could I get a refill of this Scotch?

Joe(No. No water, no soda, no ice. Thanks)Nation
spendius
 
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Reply Sun 3 Mar, 2013 06:00 pm
@farmerman,
I ain't ever even seen a Viagra pill fm.

Why did what I said inspire to say that I seemed like a user? What convoluted reasoning enabled you to arrive at such an idea from what I said? Which had nothing to do with anything except common sense.

It is common sense that Nature relieved us men of the burden under consideration at a certain point.

It is Science which has restored it to our shoulders by an artificial trick which I can tell by my clairvoyance you approve of.

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spendius
 
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Reply Sun 3 Mar, 2013 06:05 pm
@Joe Nation,
Good for you Joe. Keep up the good work. We are all very proud of you.

Why do you do all this masochistic jogging? Not trying to pretend you are not a shagged out old has-been are you by any chance.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 3 Mar, 2013 06:49 pm
@ehBeth,
I think I'd like to check out that place with you, Beth.
As you know, I'd like to check out Toronto at length after I win the lottery. Sometimes your posts about it bring me envy waves, but mostly I'm really glad you post all that, with photos to boot.

Spinach pie, my kind of food.

Not to mention olives.
Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sun 3 Mar, 2013 07:01 pm
@spendius,
No, brother, it helps me get girls.

Let me buy you a drink.

Joe(in any other bar you would have had your face punched by now)Nation
Lola
 
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Reply Sun 3 Mar, 2013 10:21 pm
@spendius,
Quote:
" Stingers for my friends. -- and a plate of flies for my toad."


Too fuuny Spendi.
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Lola
 
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Reply Sun 3 Mar, 2013 10:24 pm
@georgeob1,
Quote:
It's hard to stay pissed at Canadians ... they're so dammned polite. (However, I might be able to pull it off with Setanta.)


Set ain't no Canadian. You know that O'george.
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Ice Demon
 
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Reply Sun 3 Mar, 2013 10:30 pm
@Joe Nation,
Ice(Just give me the word, and I'll break his knees with my louisville slugger... it's more permanent than a broken nose)Demon
Smile
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Lola
 
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Reply Sun 3 Mar, 2013 10:34 pm
@Setanta,
Quote:
The greatest singer of his generation among the Welsh is Brin Terfel (Brin Terfel Jones)I , an operatic quality bass-baritone. This is for O'George, and although it is an Irish song in English, and not a Welsh song, i know O'George loves this song.

For some reason love these Irish songs. I guess they make everybody cry and I'm no exception. It must be my Irish roots.
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Lola
 
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Reply Sun 3 Mar, 2013 10:36 pm
@edgarblythe,
Quote:
I need - coffee. I want to thank lola for providing us such a nice watering hole.

You're very welcome edgar. I'm so glad to be home. Although I love uptown NYC, I missed my Cafe friends.
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Lola
 
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Reply Sun 3 Mar, 2013 10:48 pm
@hamburgboy,
Thanks Hamburboy. Wassau is giggling with delight over this one. Perfect for Wassau, Sybil and the Cafe.

Serena doesn't know what to think however. She's a little young for such stuff. Actually, it sort of scared her when she read that the father threatened his daughter with prevention of marriage. Once again we see how the old or established are frightened of the new, stimulating and exciting. Such is the way of life.

Quote:
It is neither the lessons of the Lutheran faith nor the depth of his own spiritual beliefs that J.S. Bach explores in his 211th cantata, Schweige stille, plaudert nicht, BWV 211; rather, it is a simple, earthly pleasure that had recently taken hold of European society, moving poets first to extoll and then, as in the case of Christian Friedrich Menrici Picander's text for BWV 211, to satirize: namely, coffee. The citizens of Leipzig, the city that Bach called home from 1723 on, were by all accounts especially enamored of this new, stimulating, and as some people of the time felt, dangerous beverage; in the Coffee Cantata, a concerned Leipzig father seeks to break his daughter from her addiction to it. Finally, by threat of preventing her from marrying, he succeeds in doing so; but after he leaves to find a husband for her, she turns full circle and proclaims that no suitor need bother her unless he is willing to insert a clause into the marriage contract that she can make coffee whenever and however she pleases!
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Lola
 
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Reply Sun 3 Mar, 2013 11:06 pm
@Ticomaya,
Quote:
Talk Like a Pirate Day is in September, Frank.


giggle..........but we were..............or they were talking about the ocean and boats and ships and horizons and stuff. I think Frank just got a little carried away.
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Lola
 
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Reply Sun 3 Mar, 2013 11:10 pm
@spendius,


This pleases Lola on her return to the Cafe. Thanks you Spendi.
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Lola
 
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Reply Sun 3 Mar, 2013 11:17 pm
@realjohnboy,
Well you are welcome realjohnboy. Wassau can handle the cane problem, but the battery operated cart will have to stay at Kroger. I drove one of those things around Home Depot last Summer. It was interesting to see the people run for cover when I turned down the isle. It was fun though.

I hope your feel better soon. Like O'george, I would like to know what happened to you?
Lola
 
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Reply Sun 3 Mar, 2013 11:23 pm
@spendius,
Quote:
Fancy taking Viagra to restore the millstone round your neck that Nature so compassionately relieved you of.


I don't believe you spendi.
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Lola
 
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Reply Sun 3 Mar, 2013 11:52 pm
@ossobuco,
Quote:
after I win the lottery
I'm trying to win the lottery too, osso. If we win........or I should say when, we can go visit Beth and she can take us to the olive place.

Thanks, btw, Beth for looking in on the place while I was uptown. Wassau must have been sitting on the back step drinking his cup of coffee while you were in.

I had a great visit to NY. I stayed in a hotel across from the Museum of Natural History and took the cross town 79th street bus to the East side for my meetings. They were excellent, for everyone's information. I'm delighted and full of hope for my plans based on the meetings of which I can't tell much in concrete terms, but suffice it to say that I'm happy.

Thank God for my Cafe friends. I'm so happy to be home among you all. The deep sea and the great ships that navigate them, fun men who do and don't take Viagra, vonny who just discovered the place, Rockhead and his occasional one liners........Frank and his love of Tico, O'George and his love of Spendi and the sea and everything Irish, of course, and Set.......... and his love of his girl dogs and knowing so much about everything under the sun ...........and Beth and osso with their attention to delicious food and fine music and Jonathon, uh, I mean Joe Nation, who I already mentioned re: the big V pill..........and McTag who is rightly concerned about the condition of our environment and the appearance of Hamburgboy and his Bach Coffee music and fm with his goats and ships and knowledge about rocks and every other thing in the world along with the other learned men of the Cafe..........I just love rocks and Merry Andrew, um who did write that line about "the great grey mother of us all?" Swinburne? and Izzy, Tico and McTag, I think that "deep-sixed" chairman got fired by his board, that's what I think .............and ..............and ............and...........

Good to be home.
Lola
 
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Reply Sun 3 Mar, 2013 11:57 pm
@spendius,
Quote:
A chap replied "**** off you Welsh ****!!!


This is what I thought was so funny. The other quote was funny too, but it was from goergeob from before I left..........oh well. Just so you know.
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Lola
 
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Reply Sun 3 Mar, 2013 11:58 pm
@Walter Hinteler,
And hello Walter. Good to see you hanging out too.
georgeob1
 
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Reply Mon 4 Mar, 2013 12:06 am
@Lola,
Good to have you back Lola. I think we and this place really need you.
Lola
 
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Reply Mon 4 Mar, 2013 12:11 am
@georgeob1,

ahhh, it's early yet in California, I see.
 

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