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Lola at the Coffee House

 
 
georgeob1
 
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Reply Mon 18 Feb, 2013 11:24 pm
@Sturgis,
How the hell is Wassau able to know how Irene made it ? He can't even bring cookies.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 18 Feb, 2013 11:28 pm
@georgeob1,
Oh were those your cookies? I gave them to Morris and Gwyn who were in need of some treats for the housewarming party at Claudette's. You should see the place! 13 rooms and a wraparound terrace with views like you never seen before.
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Lola
 
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Reply Mon 18 Feb, 2013 11:29 pm
@Sturgis,
Cousin Irene's butternut squash coming up. Wassau's gone to bed, but he made it before he went up...........Tad, the squash please.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 18 Feb, 2013 11:30 pm
@Lola,
mmmmmmmmm....Squash! Very Happy
Thanks!
georgeob1
 
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Reply Mon 18 Feb, 2013 11:31 pm
@Sturgis,
She brings you squash, but no cookies for me, and she are my granola bar.
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Lola
 
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Reply Mon 18 Feb, 2013 11:33 pm
@georgeob1,
Quote:
So what's wrong with that. Those who do so often appear to enjoy it.


Yes, that's right georgeob, they do enjoy it. And nothing wrong with that. Sorry about the granola bar. Wassau promised more cookies, but he made Sturgis's squash instead, and I don't like squash.
georgeob1
 
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Reply Mon 18 Feb, 2013 11:35 pm
@Lola,
Lucky for Sturgis.

I'm about to leave: early flight to the other coast tomorrow am. See you folks later. Enjoy.
Lola
 
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Reply Mon 18 Feb, 2013 11:36 pm
@Sturgis,
Wassau can cook anything, but he got tired and had to sleep. Tad, are you there? (The cafe is open 24 hours a day) Someone has to be in the kitchen.

OK here, a package of chocolate chip. They're a little stale.....
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Lola
 
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Reply Mon 18 Feb, 2013 11:37 pm
@georgeob1,
good night georgeob1. Have a nice flight.
roger
 
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Reply Tue 19 Feb, 2013 01:40 am
@Lola,
Fly with you-know-who and you might get a nice bag of peanuts. Sorry about the cookies.
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 19 Feb, 2013 07:07 am
@Lola,
Quote:
What's Darwin's opinion on the subject?


It was an off-the-cuff remark. Something a little improvisational and not a little self-indulgent. Blurted unthinkingly in the vain hope that it might stimulate the conversation around here which you cannot but admit is a trifle trite.

From the very beginning of my cyber-life, which you probably have only a vague memory of, when I was constrained in my methods of rubbishing a certain party's ideas by my gentlemanly attitude that one simply does not make a man look silly in the presence of his squeeze, I have approached A2K as if it was a pub. Or, during closing hours, as a building site brew-cabin but one on a large development by an equal opportunities type of outfit.

I think it an error of judgement to come on A2K with witnesses present at the keyboard end. I am gentle with Setanta, for example, because of my regard for Beth just as I would be if they were in a pub with me. The major flaw with a site like this is that the ladies can't be shooed into the sitting room when the cigars and brandy are introduced. Conversations where the opposite sex is present are not the same as those where they are not.

One or two people here did read some of my early posts but it didn't take them long to put me on Ignore.

Too many people on A2K address the congregation as if they were explaining copulation using a banana and a milk bottle; such items having been chosen during the lesson preparation as being more appropriately fitting than a stick of chalk and joining the end of the forefinger with the tip if the thumb, the obvious first thing to come to mind, or a clenched fist and a loosely rolled-up map of the world.

Having now been caused to think about what came off the tip of my tongue, I think Mr Darwin might have laughed. He must at some point have had a magnifying glass on a dung-beetle rolling a ball of dried **** up an incline as a metaphor for what the young men of the Hampshire minor gentry were faced with.

But I don't think that too many of Miss Austen's many admiring readers who consider themselves part of a literary elite due to them viewing their appreciation of her works as a mark of their cultural taste would consider her universal from that point of view. They are more likely to be experiencing a vicarious semblance of what being a member of the minor gentry was like but without any bodice ripping.

farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 19 Feb, 2013 08:18 am
@spendius,
I dont take as long when I admit that I have no idea what Im talking about. You take a totally different route, like a cat covering its "deposit"
farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 19 Feb, 2013 08:19 am
@farmerman,
Ill have a cup of bergamot, Im in touch with my feminine side today
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 19 Feb, 2013 09:29 am
@farmerman,
Quote:
I dont take as long when I admit that I have no idea what Im talking about.

Such expertise must come from constant practice. But I'm not convinced that you always know when you have no idea what you are talking about.

My route is that of those writers who view a blank piece a pristine paper as as convenient a place as any to deposit brain effulgence. Your metaphor breaks down at a simple level because they don't cover it up. As you can easaily see, neither did I.
farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 19 Feb, 2013 12:18 pm
@spendius,
sad that
Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Tue 19 Feb, 2013 12:22 pm
@farmerman,
Quote:
Re: spendius (Post 5257685)
sad that


Think about this for a second, Farmerman.

You are attempting to be reasonable and logical with Spendius!!!!

Know what I mean!

farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 19 Feb, 2013 01:23 pm
@Frank Apisa,
spendi is capable of vast eons of run-on banal punctuated by nanoseconds of sheer lucidity. I try to get im for those few points in time
Rockhead
 
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Reply Tue 19 Feb, 2013 01:24 pm
@farmerman,
is the b really necessary?
farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 19 Feb, 2013 01:24 pm
@Rockhead,
wow, tough audience
Rockhead
 
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Reply Tue 19 Feb, 2013 01:26 pm
@farmerman,
it ain't the friars club...

sorry to intrude,

I'll just grab an earl grey with honey and mosey on down the road again...
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